Taking all your pills and coke,
Smoking all your fags.
Spend your time in pubs and clubs and out with all the lads.
Every time i see you,
You’ve won yourself a new black eye.
You’re no geezer, but you try.

I saw you out on Friday,
You think, you’re looking super fly.
Shut your face or i’ll fuck you,
Cos you know you’re out of line.
You think that it’s all cool.
You’re stoned out of your mind.
You’re no geezer, but you try.

Every time something comes around.
You’ve always gotta be the big man in town.

I saw you out on Sunday,
I think you’re looking for a fight.
But no-one is around because it’s much too late at night.
Then you pass the girls that you said you ‘shagged’ last night.
You’re no geezer, but you try.
You’re no geezer, but you try.
You’re no geezer.
You’re just high.