andrew’s a star fighter pilot
he can get high in his jet
tells me about all his women
he can get any i’ll bet

andrew’s a star fighter pilot
he knows all the girls in the world
he’s better than james kirk or tweeky
i cradle his picture at night

you know i’ll think of you
your picture on the wall
i would raise my drink to you
but i’ll stay sober just for you

andrew’s a star fighter pilot
i watch him on tv each day
i’ve got all the toys from his programme
and all of his past shows on tape