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A Century Of Fakers

There are people going hungry every day They’ve got nothing on their plates And you’re filling your fat face with every different kind of cake And if you ever go lardy, or go lame I will drop you straight away … [cont…]

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Le Pastie De La Bourgeoisie

Sunbeam shone, mousy girl on the end pew You’d stay home, oh if only they let you Le Pastie de la Bourgeoisie Municipal pool, you’re a junior life saver But you’re friends are all serious ravers Le Pastie de la … [cont…]

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Beautiful

She lay in bed all night watching the morning change She lay in bed all night watching the colours change She lay in bed all night watching the colours change into green and gold The doctor told her years ago … [cont…]

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Put The Book Back On The Shelf

Sebastian you’re in a mess You had a dream, they called you king Of all the hipsters, is it true? Or are you still the queen? Like getting blood out of a stone The city left you all alone You … [cont…]

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This Is Just A Modern Rock Song

Emma tried to run away, I followed her across the city, She went out to the Easterhouse, Because she liked the sound of it. She didn’t have a single penny, She stuck a finger in the air, She tried to … [cont…]

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I Know Where The Summer Goes

I know where the summer goes When you’re having no fun When you’re under the thumb I know where the summer dwells If your underarm smells And your kitchen looks like hell I know where the summer goes If you’re … [cont…]

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The Gate

In the hope I’ll forget I’ll wait It’s a chance I’ll take oh yeah In the hope I’ll forget I’ll wait For the time In the spring I’ll watch my step While the night-time passes by When a smile suits … [cont…]

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Legal Man

L-O-V-E love, it’s coming back, it’s coming back L-O-V-E love, it’s coming back, it’s coming back Refer to our discussions, confirm the terms of our love affair I exercise all options, and I know I’ll see you there BA-BA-BA etc. … [cont…]

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Judy Is A Dick Slap

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Dog On Wheels

When I was a boy I was confounded by you Now I’m still a boy I am indebted to you Every song I ever wrote was written for you Written for you Now I’m feeling flat you seem mile away … [cont…]

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