I thought I’d teach my robot to write all of my songs. I thought I’d teach my robot to write all my songs, And I’d send him out into the morning to see what he could see- Just to roll … [cont…]

There’s still no hotel on the moon. (I remember reading there would be a pill you could take, instead of eating a meal.) And no-one has travelled to Mars. (And everyone would live in things called biospheres.) This is the … [cont…]

Who is scared of Y2K? Maybe Y2K will bring the rain. Maybe Y2K will bring the rain. We stood on the hill And looked at the town; The bright lights The magical sound- A wonder sustained by the miracle chip, … [cont…]

I’ll get up high Above the lanes, Look at me up a tree again. I brought a knife To carve our names, Look at me I’m up a tree again. Look at me up a tree again, The leaves are … [cont…]

I’ll get up high Above the lanes, Look at me up a tree again. I brought a knife To carve our names, Look at me I’m up a tree again. Look at me up a tree again, The leaves are … [cont…]

We kept seeing Columbo’s car around. First of all we saw it outside Burger King on Byres Road, badly parked- about five feet away from the kerb and at the craziest angle, as if he’d stopped there in a hurry. … [cont…]

She’s very quiet and very small, In fact, she’s hardly there at all, That’s what she is, And what she is, And what she is. I watched her climbing up a tree, And at the top she waved to me, … [cont…]